I probably should not lie. I stole this screenshot. Stole it. Flat out. Google images for the win. Really though I needed a shot such as this. Look at this dude’s money. It’s insane. Far more than anyone should rightfully get in the game. At least I hope so. I hope this because I am going to play GTA 3, Vice City, San Andreas, and GTA 4 on Steam, with reviews. What the fuck? Are these not old as fuck games that are not even worth reviewing? Well…probably. But really, while I played all these games, I did not play all the way through any of them. I cheated through these titles, and had fun with whatever chaos I could sew throughout the landscape, but something has now since changed. I think it is really that I am older. I read Game Informer’s insane coverage of the upcoming GTA:V, and really it keeps me thinking I did not give the series the chance it has deserved. So starting tomorrow, GTA: 3 Will be what is on my mind, with an eye to completing the actual story without cheating. God it is so fucking tempting. Best of luck to me.